tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post7220608249521526758..comments2023-07-03T11:29:30.743+01:00Comments on swearingmother: Would You Adam and Eve It?Swearing Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-25331220850720337992008-06-11T23:42:00.000+01:002008-06-11T23:42:00.000+01:00Norman, hi. Aye lad, she'd have been reet puzzled ...Norman, hi. Aye lad, she'd have been reet puzzled indeed. Should have asked for a long felt want, that would really have got her.<BR/><BR/>GBS: You are not wrong there, but I am having tremendous fun trying to get all the lights to come on altogether, at the same time (i.e., night).Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-81040646474609292492008-06-11T12:45:00.000+01:002008-06-11T12:45:00.000+01:00What a cow. I'm all for buying cheap, but sadly ma...What a cow. I'm all for buying cheap, but sadly many cheap things are crap and don't work. Anyway that was a very funny post (more guffawing at your expense - sorry).Gone Back Southhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01391620186388562057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-77668799137788368682008-06-10T23:22:00.000+01:002008-06-10T23:22:00.000+01:00When I were a young lad... I were an engineering A...When I were a young lad... I were an engineering APPRETICE. Male and female screwing (of pipes) was the first thing you learned. Kids today, (i.e. anyone under 40) don't know nuffink.<BR/>I wonder how she'd have coped if you asked for a flat bastard file?The Draughtsmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01393632664229091877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-43092337811241835612008-06-10T21:13:00.000+01:002008-06-10T21:13:00.000+01:00Travelling, am always very particular on the topia...Travelling, am always very particular on the topiary front. But thanks for the tip.<BR/><BR/>MMOF: She definitely saw me coming, several times.Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-53433445818336623272008-06-10T13:15:00.000+01:002008-06-10T13:15:00.000+01:00Three wordsYou've been had!!!Hope you got there in...Three words<BR/><BR/>You've been had!!!<BR/><BR/>Hope you got there in the end<BR/><BR/>xxManic Mother Of Fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12181042998628457061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-4545977413220079492008-06-10T07:16:00.000+01:002008-06-10T07:16:00.000+01:00How lovely. Every ladies 'garden' should be lit u...How lovely. Every ladies 'garden' should be lit up like a dingly dell...I hope you keep it well trimmed now that you're drawing such attention to it ;-)travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-81626255066118499542008-06-09T22:07:00.000+01:002008-06-09T22:07:00.000+01:00Travelling: Yes of course, I was expecting you ove...Travelling: Yes of course, I was expecting you over any minute! Even thought of you at the cash desk, couldn't wait to report this little fiasco.<BR/><BR/>All lights working now, looks like a regular dingly dell.Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-88209720562295260892008-06-09T22:01:00.000+01:002008-06-09T22:01:00.000+01:00Classy. Although some of us would have been very ...Classy. Although some of us would have been very happy with the three male and no female combination.<BR/><BR/>You were just waiting for me to come over and say that, weren't you?travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-32561782229144488692008-06-09T21:56:00.000+01:002008-06-09T21:56:00.000+01:00Cath, that's the whole problem. No one gets the s...Cath, that's the whole problem. No one gets the screwing bit, or not nearly enough of us anyway.<BR/><BR/>Ahem.Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-34867964676729863452008-06-09T21:49:00.000+01:002008-06-09T21:49:00.000+01:00That is absolutely priceless. I believe you. Becau...That is absolutely priceless. I believe you. Because you couldn't make it up!<BR/>Wish I was there.<BR/>I don't get the male screwing bit either.... ;0)Cathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01247084030899971480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-74293427207687259222008-06-09T20:57:00.000+01:002008-06-09T20:57:00.000+01:00SITH, will have a go at getting a photo on the blo...SITH, will have a go at getting a photo on the blog, but I am useless at technology.<BR/><BR/>DJK Hi. Thanks so much. Are we famous now?<BR/><BR/>Frog, I have a degree in embarrassing myself. So much practice!<BR/><BR/>Mzungu Chick, I am so good at making a fool of myself, good job I can laugh.<BR/><BR/>Hi Casdok, will we be asked to sign autographs do you think?<BR/><BR/>Hi Wakeup, you'd hate it if I went shopping with you, everything seems to happen to me.<BR/><BR/>Working Mum, she was definitely taking the proverbial and having a secret laugh at my expense.Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-44099143184798979022008-06-09T20:46:00.000+01:002008-06-09T20:46:00.000+01:00I wish I'd been there! You demonstrated it? And ...I wish I'd been there! You demonstrated it? And she still didn't get it?<BR/><BR/>I've had the same conversation in the hardware shop about TV aerial leads and no-one batted an eyelid. Makes sense to DIY men!Working Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243697047355131343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-21325030366287649452008-06-09T18:44:00.000+01:002008-06-09T18:44:00.000+01:00Where are you when I go shopping? I never get to s...Where are you when I go shopping? I never get to see or hear anything so amusing! Please move to my town.wakeupandsmellthecoffeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04602735058278146250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-71273574417065136932008-06-09T08:31:00.000+01:002008-06-09T08:31:00.000+01:00And congratulations to you too!!I was also very su...And congratulations to you too!!<BR/>I was also very surprised!!<BR/>Cant wait to read it!Casdokhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497897393162856190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-5646527432284748472008-06-09T08:06:00.000+01:002008-06-09T08:06:00.000+01:00Thank goodness I wasn't standing in the queue behi...Thank goodness I wasn't standing in the queue behind you - I would have wet myself laughing! As it is I've spat coffee all over the keyboard.<BR/><BR/>Mind you - I should know better (being a single mother and all), those bloody male and female parts never did work for me either!!Mzungu Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06396426353987429483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-68752886197627367062008-06-09T06:36:00.000+01:002008-06-09T06:36:00.000+01:00Gosh only five pounds!!That's very funny, this cou...Gosh only five pounds!!<BR/>That's very funny, this could so easily have happened to me only Darling Husband hides the carkeys on a Sunday. So glad I'm not alone in hideously embaressing myself....I couldn't even have decent picture of myself in the Telegraph..did you see the s**T on my wellie?Frog in the Fieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09990222544828204911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-3295541071489767042008-06-09T06:15:00.000+01:002008-06-09T06:15:00.000+01:00Congratulations on having your story accepted into...Congratulations on having your story accepted into the charity book 'You're not alone'! After laughing at this post I am really looking forward to reading you're entry in the book!DJ Kirkbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08481107164497582398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-45978153251703614312008-06-09T01:53:00.000+01:002008-06-09T01:53:00.000+01:00Classic stuff - but we need piccies of that lovely...Classic stuff - but we need piccies of that lovely courtyard with lights!!softintheheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01365562754859033869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-73764837062152767892008-06-09T00:06:00.000+01:002008-06-09T00:06:00.000+01:00Hi Expatmum, think the whole lot of them were in o...Hi Expatmum, think the whole lot of them were in on it. Swine.<BR/><BR/>Maggie May, hi. Got all my male and female ends together at last, but only by opening several boxes first. Now I know why they were a fiver.<BR/><BR/>Hello Tina, thanks for the congrats re War Child, and thanks so much for encouraging me to have a go. Was so surprised they accepted me, especially with the swearing and all. xxx<BR/><BR/>David, hello. I am really good at taking stuff back to shops, if there was a degree in it I'd have a first!Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-48146100957685390052008-06-08T22:50:00.000+01:002008-06-08T22:50:00.000+01:00Too funny. She was having a chuckle for sure. I do...Too funny. She was having a chuckle for sure. I do admire your tenacity at getting them all good however. I wish I had you with me for my own episode with a retailer in todays post.<BR/>Thanks for the laughs<BR/> today!Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02250044610162724765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-28657592626934777742008-06-08T22:47:00.000+01:002008-06-08T22:47:00.000+01:00Hope you got it sorted in the end! And well done o...Hope you got it sorted in the end! And well done on the War Child entry.<BR/><BR/>T<BR/>xxxThe Woman who Canhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12369918534461488884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-69977547936407927312008-06-08T20:41:00.000+01:002008-06-08T20:41:00.000+01:00Yeah....... She was having you on! And what DID ha...Yeah....... She was having you on! And what DID happen to the light in the end? Did it get the right bit?Maggie Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06183886005936250976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4285758144007302365.post-24646690244374620802008-06-08T20:34:00.000+01:002008-06-08T20:34:00.000+01:00Tee hee! I think she was playing dumb for maximum ...Tee hee! I think she was playing dumb for maximum comic effect!Expat mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.com